Have you ever had one of those weeks where:
* you find your three year old running around the house wearing her t-shirt, black boots, and nothing else?
* you find your one year old splashing in a potty full of tee tee while laughing?
* your child bites into a glass ornament like it is a carrot and it shatters in her mouth?
* you find yourself redecorating your Christmas tree everyday because your children constantly undecorate it for fun?
* your child walks out of the bathroom with their clothes on, but when you asked them if they wiped after they went poo poo, they say "No!"?
* your child has three scratches on their head, a bruise on their forehead and a scratch on their nose, and you have no idea how it got there?
* your child takes off after a diaper change with no diaper on so you decide to go throw the dirty diaper away and grab a new one. In that time, she proceeds to pee all over the kitchen floor and then run through the pee and slip?
* you receive a bill in the mail from the emergency room visit your husband made a few weeks earlier when his shoulder, that is not covered by insurance, came out of socket?
* you sweep the cheerios off the kitchen floor not once, not twice, but three times in a span of 30 minutes?
* your husband backs your van into your brother's car sitting in your driveway and all you can say is "Ohhhhh, my van!"?
* you realize you are calling your child by their "real name" more than by their "nickname" because they are being JUST that ROTTEN!!!?
* you tell your husband you need "a moment" just so you can sit in silence in order to avoid an anxiety attack due to all of the screaming, whining and crying you have heard the last 3 hours?
* you look in the rear view mirror of your car and have to tell your child to stop biting their toenails?
* you go to hang the towels on the towel rack in your 1/2 bath and the bar decides to just completely break and fall to the floor?
* you then proceed to put new toilet paper on the roll in your bathroom and it proceeds to completely break and fall to the floor as well?
*you walk outside into hurricane like winds to find your trash can and all of its trash scattered all over your yard, your neighbor's yard, and the street?
No, you haven't??? Really?? Ok...well, I haven't either!
